okay, in all seriousness, here’s some smut. helloooooooo asshole!
An invitation? For me? How sweet!
This is hunger and how to satisfy it.
(via nicki-andretti)
A real woman!
little holes by Richard Kadrey
Posting naked pics of myself while registering for surgery
#3 (hers)
Lowering myself onto your face, your eyes fixed on my glistening clit. You’re helpless with your hands bound. I tease you, keeping myself just out of reach and I watch as you try to taste me with your tongue out. I let your tongue graze it lightly, a small string of my juice between us. Then I lower myself completely, suffocating you with my pussy while I grind back and forth. You’re going to be my bitch tonight.
(via housewifeswag)
